If I had a dollar for every time I heard, "if I had a dollar" I'd be rich.

It is one of those quotes often used.

If I have a dollar for every time I heard that!

If I have a dollar for every time I saw that!

If I have a dollar for every time You said that!

If I have a dollar for every time I did that!

My question is " who's counting.

I'd like their name so I can arrange some statistical reporting, so I can get my pay out.

What are you getting your dollar for?